#They look like they’re meeting with the wedding planner#And she just recommended pink taffeta on the tables #And Dean is threatening under his breath to decapitate her #But Cas just wants to see how far she’ll go with it to see how terrible it will get #And Dean’s getting pissed because he doesn’t even want a damn wedding #It seems important to Cas though and now Sam’s involved and they still have to go over menus and the cakes #GODDAMNIT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE CASUAL SEX
He doesn’t want a wedding or a planner, but honey, that sweater screams “DOMESTIC AND PROUD”.
(Source: luvemishacollins, via whereismydestiel)
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
(via imawickedwitchwhatsyourexcuse)
Sexual frustration from watching your favorite actors
this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea
(Source: jimcarrey, via mycroftgetoffmysheet)
blueeyedangel-greeneyedhunter:
Dear Metatron,
I hope you step on a lego.
Regards, the Supernatural Fandom
I love how - I hope you step on a lego - is the absolute worst thing we can think of
Dear Metatron,
I hope you lose the dog in your monopoly set.
Regards, the Supernatural Fandom.
shit’s gettin’ real
(via doctorrose-andotherfandoms)
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
(via jackassesrockedpurgatory)
Which one of you fuckers did the thing?
(x)Update: it now says “Kentucky Fried Angel”
Update: IT SAYS SPN MOON MOON
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND GUYS.evil
and now its locked
(via doctorrose-andotherfandoms)
I’M CRYING
this is why i love the internet
You okay Harry Potter fandom?
(Source: riddlemetom, via sherlocked-starkid-in-the-tardis)
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
(via sherlocked-starkid-in-the-tardis)
let’s invent a game called “infomercial”
when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
(Source: twisted-sapi0sexual, via sherlocked-starkid-in-the-tardis)
I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship
(via sherlocked-starkid-in-the-tardis)
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.
(Source: daryancrescendshair, via sherlocked-starkid-in-the-tardis)