lizziemcganja:

"whore" before the 1800s: a prostitute

"whore" in the 1900s: a woman that is promiscuous 

"whore" in the 2000s: a woman

sarcasticenglishmajor:

Percy Bysshe Shelley: the british poet who went from #whiteboyproblems to “omg i wrote an article about why god can’t exist, sent it to my head of school, and they expelled me *tears of grief*” to abandoning his wife then inviting her to come live with him as his new “bride’s” sister, and lastly to “oh england has banished me I am an alien to the human race”


24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

(Source: faineemae)

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  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

(Source: pidgeling)

Anonymous asked : But olive what if it tastes salty??

whitegirlsaintshit:

pussy isn’t gonna taste like strawberries and whipped cream. like, it’s a bodily fluid. your vagina is acidic when it’s in its prime pH. let’s get rid of this idea that we’re supposed to taste like we’re fruits instead of humans. like, yes, you can alter the taste with your diet. but please do not fret if your genitals don’t taste like chocolate pudding.

Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.
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finalfortuna:

mayspicer:

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.

  • sleep: what is the most comforting thing at night time for you?
  • visitor: what creature visits your dreams most often?
  • chimes: what sounds are your favorite?
  • times: when do you normally awaken?
  • marking: describe your tattoos,or tattoos you would like in the future?
  • reverie: think of somewhere otherworldly u wish to be within, what is it like there?
  • warmth: what do you find most charming in others?
  • treat: your favorite sweets ?
  • nestle: your most precious plush toy?
  • posy: your favorite herbs?
  • stories: books you remember from your childhood?
  • folk: who is the most fantastical being u have known?
  • elder: what do u expect to be like in your elder years?
  • home: in what type of environment do you feel most safe?
  • finds: what kind of item would you most likely buy from an antique store?
  • offering: how do you show others you are fond of them?
  • lore: if your life were a tale, how do u expect it would end??

theongreyjoys:

i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon 

(Source: danielradcliffes)

scribbleowl:

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:


r-dart:


Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.


oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up


gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

This is a really good depiction of social anxiety because it focuses on inner states rather then outward actions. As someone very good at concealing his anxiety, I appreciate it.

scribbleowl:

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:

r-dart:

Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.

oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up

gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

This is a really good depiction of social anxiety because it focuses on inner states rather then outward actions. As someone very good at concealing his anxiety, I appreciate it.

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