synthpopcorn:

WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS

Tags   #heh  

(Source: knopetastic)

My sister’s party was yesterday/this morning and everyone is sleeping in the yard and I’m trying to figure out how best to scare the living shit out of them when I leave for work in 10 minutes

Tags   #personal  

ladytimelordariana:

rockandrollchick:

Genesis 1:3

And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And God said:

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I’m going to hell for laughing at this

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

(Source: hazellncaster)

acorn-trees:

scarvenrot:

having original characters is incredible because you make up these people and give them lives and motivation and personalities and then you can smash them together in romances or kill them and no one can stop you, fucking nobody

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geekalogian:

also can we talk about the fact that Clara Oswald doesn’t have to be “tough” to be brave

Like she is crying and shaking and openly admits that she’s terrified

but she still stands her ground and refuses to yield and trusts that the Doctor will come for her

and I just really appreciate showing that kind of strength because that’s not a kind of strength that gets portrayed a lot

(Source: loki-martin)

alanmorlock:

Guardians of the Galaxy (1995)

In a library we are surrounded by many hundreds of dear friends, but they are imprisoned by an enchanter in these paper and leathern boxes; and though they know us, and have been waiting two, ten, or twenty centuries for us,—some of them,—and are eager to give us a sign and unbosom themselves, it is the law of their limbo that they must not speak until spoken to; and as the enchanter has dressed them, like battalions of infantry, in coat and jacket of one cut, by the thousand and ten thousand, your chance of hitting on the right one is to be computed by the arithmetical rule of Permutation and Combination,—not a choice out of three caskets, but out of half a million caskets, all alike.
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